"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
had lunch wit this hb today
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Hollowpoint
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First, you call your daddy and give this girl's number to him. Let him try her out first. If she passes pop's test, then you get yourself and all of your friends together and have a real big BBQ where you all give it to her if you know what I mean! Then when your done you get real drunk, then go to your computer, you change your password to the Don Juan Discussion Forum and when you wake up the next day you don't remember the password! What a wonderful world it would be if you just couldn't log on anymore! Peace out... make our dreams come true..
rgeere
Master Don Juan
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Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
diablo
Master Don Juan
"I made my g/f leave the house"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52479
"Sneaky Cheater"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=47074
"Tired of Looking so Good"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=52241
"Ex is Stalking me"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=51940
"Trying to catch my g/f cheating"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=47166
Obviously, there is absolutely no truth to any of his stories - in fact, half of the threads he created have been locked. This person is in no way benefitting the DJ community, nor is he intelligent enough to continue to be allowed to post on this forum. I vote "BAN!". Giovanni, crazykid... would one of you mind removing this headache from our board, permanently?
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