"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
had lunch wit this hb today
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hollowpoint
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First, you call your daddy and give this girl's number to him. Let him try her out first. If she passes pop's test, then you get yourself and all of your friends together and have a real big BBQ where you all give it to her if you know what I mean! Then when your done you get real drunk, then go to your computer, you change your password to the Don Juan Discussion Forum and when you wake up the next day you don't remember the password! What a wonderful world it would be if you just couldn't log on anymore! Peace out... make our dreams come true..
rgeere
Master Don Juan
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Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
diablo
Master Don Juan
"I made my g/f leave the house"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52479
"Sneaky Cheater"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=47074
"Tired of Looking so Good"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=52241
"Ex is Stalking me"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=51940
"Trying to catch my g/f cheating"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=47166
Obviously, there is absolutely no truth to any of his stories - in fact, half of the threads he created have been locked. This person is in no way benefitting the DJ community, nor is he intelligent enough to continue to be allowed to post on this forum. I vote "BAN!". Giovanni, crazykid... would one of you mind removing this headache from our board, permanently?
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