"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
had lunch wit this hb today
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Hollowpoint
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First, you call your daddy and give this girl's number to him. Let him try her out first. If she passes pop's test, then you get yourself and all of your friends together and have a real big BBQ where you all give it to her if you know what I mean! Then when your done you get real drunk, then go to your computer, you change your password to the Don Juan Discussion Forum and when you wake up the next day you don't remember the password! What a wonderful world it would be if you just couldn't log on anymore! Peace out... make our dreams come true..
rgeere
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Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
diablo
Master Don Juan
"I made my g/f leave the house"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52479
"Sneaky Cheater"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=47074
"Tired of Looking so Good"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=52241
"Ex is Stalking me"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=51940
"Trying to catch my g/f cheating"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/sh...&threadid=47166
Obviously, there is absolutely no truth to any of his stories - in fact, half of the threads he created have been locked. This person is in no way benefitting the DJ community, nor is he intelligent enough to continue to be allowed to post on this forum. I vote "BAN!". Giovanni, crazykid... would one of you mind removing this headache from our board, permanently?
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