Sowatchasayin
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Does anyone know how to, or where i can go to hack a chics email?
"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
CaptainObvious#1
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I think you might mean "Does anyone know how to, or where i can go to get a life?"
squirrels
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Why not just hang in a tree outside her window in a black suit with binoculars while she reads it?
Or give her a teddy bear with a tape recorder built into it.
Ooh, ooh! Or a bomb that explodes if it senses more than one person in her bedroom at a time!!
Evil-Rom
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Yes, I do.
First, PM me your email address and password backwards and the chick you want to hack, then give me her email and I will hack it within 24hrs.
First, PM me your email address and password backwards and the chick you want to hack, then give me her email and I will hack it within 24hrs.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shot Callin
Don Juan
Give me her name, phone number and email address, and I will get back to you....
PlayerSupreme
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this is one of the lamest pieces of shyt I've read in a long time. Worse than walking the dog or naming your check one.
1 word:
SYMP!!!!!!!!!!
1 word:
SYMP!!!!!!!!!!