"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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CaptainObvious#1

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I think you might mean "Does anyone know how to, or where i can go to get a life?"

:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Sowatchasayin
Does anyone know how to, or where i can go to hack a chics email?
Why not just hang in a tree outside her window in a black suit with binoculars while she reads it?

Or give her a teddy bear with a tape recorder built into it.

Ooh, ooh! Or a bomb that explodes if it senses more than one person in her bedroom at a time!!

:rolleyes:
 

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:D

Or maybe ask the men in white to give you another one of those tasty pills ! :rolleyes:
 

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Yes, I do.

First, PM me your email address and password backwards and the chick you want to hack, then give me her email and I will hack it within 24hrs.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Give me her name, phone number and email address, and I will get back to you....
 

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this is one of the lamest pieces of shyt I've read in a long time. Worse than walking the dog or naming your check one.

1 word:


SYMP!!!!!!!!!!
 
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