"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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CaptainObvious#1

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I think you might mean "Does anyone know how to, or where i can go to get a life?"

:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Sowatchasayin
Does anyone know how to, or where i can go to hack a chics email?
Why not just hang in a tree outside her window in a black suit with binoculars while she reads it?

Or give her a teddy bear with a tape recorder built into it.

Ooh, ooh! Or a bomb that explodes if it senses more than one person in her bedroom at a time!!

:rolleyes:
 

Charisma

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:D

Or maybe ask the men in white to give you another one of those tasty pills ! :rolleyes:
 

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Yes, I do.

First, PM me your email address and password backwards and the chick you want to hack, then give me her email and I will hack it within 24hrs.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Shot Callin

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Give me her name, phone number and email address, and I will get back to you....
 

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this is one of the lamest pieces of shyt I've read in a long time. Worse than walking the dog or naming your check one.

1 word:


SYMP!!!!!!!!!!
 
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