"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Guys I've got about three weeks before homecoming to learn how to dance

Brighty

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Any youtube videos or e-books to help out? How'd you guys learn?

and on the side, I want to learn the new soulja boy dance :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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War Against Betaism

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That's slick.

Looks like he's letting his hips/waist keep the beat, by forward/back, side-side or in a general circle.

The general circle works well with what he's doing with his knees, which looks to be that he's got his foot locked, and he's rotating himself on his knee, which is doing a mini-circle around the normal knee location.

Looks good :)
 

sandman6991

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I learned soulja boy from some guys on the football team! Love it :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i am me

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lol i laugh whenever i think about soulja boy....its a catchy song but outta all the artists on soundclick HES the one who got a deal hahah
 

Kev07

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War Against Betaism said:
Wow, that's actually the best tutorial I've ever seen for dancing. I wish I've seen that when I first started going out.

Here's an Advanced Advanced Technique for the clubs or dance scene.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jn7jrVbgAVE

It's called rotations. I don't know how to explain it though, I've been practicing for 3 months and I still can't get it down.

What are your knees doing?


I can't seem to get the 4th part, the lean to look good on the soulja boy dance :(
 

Crazy Asian

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hey would it be a good idea to ask my female friend (who's on dance team) to teach me how to dance?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wabu07

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i have a question though about grinding. when grinding and she pushinh your ass against your crotch do you push back? like when shes driving her ass back do drive your crotch forward or also drive it back
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Kev07

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wabu07 said:
i have a question though about grinding. when grinding and she pushinh your ass against your crotch do you push back? like when shes driving her ass back do drive your crotch forward or also drive it back

NO.

You are not HUMPING HER (unless you really know what you're doing, and from the looks of this you're still pretty new to dancing)
 

Akyu

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Hey guys, quick question. I go to a Catholic School, and we aren't allowed to grind, so what kind of dances should i do. I suck at dancing btw.
 

Kev07

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Grind anyways, fvck what the school says.

My school doesn't allow grinding either, just move to the middle of the dancefloor and grind away, worse thing they can do is kick you out, then you can invite the girl to your place and "grind" there.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Kev07 said:
NO.

You are not HUMPING HER (unless you really know what you're doing, and from the looks of this you're still pretty new to dancing)
i remember my first time grinding my first homecoming, i was totally scared to get a date so my homie (who was a year more than me) and i went and got drunk and went there.

i was "grinding" by totally moving my ass back and forward with a senior. kinda like quagmire does when he says "giggity giggity!"
 

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ever hear of the term broken? im going to a club this thurs and these girls keep saying there going to break me :rolleyes: but maybe some tips on how to not be broken.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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