Sebastian0001
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2018
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Is there any guide on Sosuave on how to pick up women on Linkedin? Or an article or something?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I just snort laughed at the first paragraph. Funny stuff"Hey girl, I saw you have a degree in Business and Accounting. Perhaps we could go back to my place and do some business on account of my horniness?"
But seriously, LinkedIn seems like the absolute worst place to hit on chicks. Firstly it's a sterile professional environment, so interest is going to be low. People just want to network for their jobs. Most of my contacts aren't even anywhere near me geographically either.
Secondly, you make a wrong move and you're going to end up getting a rep as a sleazeball who doesn't have the restraint to have a purely business relationship with a woman. You might even get accused of sexual harassment. Not sensible.