Sebastian0001
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Is there any guide on Sosuave on how to pick up women on Linkedin? Or an article or something?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Guide to picking up women on Linkedin
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
logicallefty
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I have never seen such a guide. Given the professional culture of Linkedin I think running game on there would be pretty difficult. But I suppose if I were to try, I would do it just like any other online method. Start with a PM to a woman that is light and funny and see if she bites.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MoreThanSmooth
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"Hey girl, I saw you have a degree in Business and Accounting. Perhaps we could go back to my place and do some business on account of my horniness?"
But seriously, LinkedIn seems like the absolute worst place to hit on chicks. Firstly it's a sterile professional environment, so interest is going to be low. People just want to network for their jobs. Most of my contacts aren't even anywhere near me geographically either.
Secondly, you make a wrong move and you're going to end up getting a rep as a sleazeball who doesn't have the restraint to have a purely business relationship with a woman. You might even get accused of sexual harassment. Not sensible.
But seriously, LinkedIn seems like the absolute worst place to hit on chicks. Firstly it's a sterile professional environment, so interest is going to be low. People just want to network for their jobs. Most of my contacts aren't even anywhere near me geographically either.
Secondly, you make a wrong move and you're going to end up getting a rep as a sleazeball who doesn't have the restraint to have a purely business relationship with a woman. You might even get accused of sexual harassment. Not sensible.
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I just snort laughed at the first paragraph. Funny stuff