"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Grand Theft Auto 5

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Just got back from the store opening at midnight. I am unwrapping the best game ever made. It's going to be great! Anyone else pick this game up yet?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It looks good, but I'm not an hardcore gamer like that, I'm the type of person that will get it a year later once price goes down.
 

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I'd love to get the game.

Don't know if I will have the time to play it but maybe I'll get it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I got it! I actually got it an hour before a lot of the pre order guys got it lol Goddamn the city is huge. I was a little worried from the leaked videos that the game would be filled with empty streets, but it's sprawling with life. I love the radio stations and really dig the fact that they used the shooting mechanics from Max Payne 3.
 

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lol games and watching movies take up a lot of time, and waste a lot of time, I really don't have time for neither.
 

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Got it earlier today, just started it. San Andreas was my favorite GTA, so I was pretty pumped about this being back in SA, and the map being huuuuuuuge and more realistic to LA. I won't have much time to play it at all though, which sucks considering the scope of the game seems enormous.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ThunderMaverick said:
I got it! I actually got it an hour before a lot of the pre order guys got it lol Goddamn the city is huge. I was a little worried from the leaked videos that the game would be filled with empty streets, but it's sprawling with life. I love the radio stations and really dig the fact that they used the shooting mechanics from Max Payne 3.
Have you picked up the hooker yet? This game is straight up porn. You pay 50 for a BJ, 70 for anal and 100 for everything and you can watch it while she services you. You can change the camera around. It's awesome. Then after I used her up I killed her and got my money back.

She says things like "*** on my face", "**** my face" and it has slurping sounds. Funny as hell.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
It looks good, but I'm not an hardcore gamer like that, I'm the type of person that will get it a year later once price goes down.
Lol didn't you say you were turning your life over to Jesus? This game violates all kinds of Christian values.

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Lay off the video games and you might actually get laid once a year, OP
As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.
 

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Malice said:
Have you picked up the hooker yet? This game is straight up porn. You pay 50 for a BJ, 70 for anal and 100 for everything and you can watch it while she services you. You can change the camera around. It's awesome. Then after I used her up I killed her and got my money back.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO :crackup: :crackup:
 

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How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?

I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.

I'll get mine later this week.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?

I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.

I'll get mine later this week.
100 times better than all of them. GTA4 was too confined and repetitive. I quit half way through. Saints Row is just whacky, and I beat the last one in 8 hours. That's way too short and rushed.

The hype is true that GTA5 is the best game ever made.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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LiveFreeX said:
How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?

I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.

I'll get mine later this week.
Blows IV outta the water, and IV was awesome
 

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JoeMarron said:
Lol didn't you say you were turning your life over to Jesus? This game violates all kinds of Christian values.



As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.

you must didn't see my post about not having time for either, under it. Saints row is trying to be something different then a gta clone, that's why the game is so wacky now.

Is this game better then san andreas, cause that was the best gta
 

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As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.
I would say 99% of the time.

Also just a head's up, I finished a wicked game for the xbox called XCOM: The Bureau... its great, also XCOM: Enemy Unknown... very good games, couldn't put them down. You can probably get the latter one used for 20 bucks somewhere.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
I would say 99% of the time.

Also just a head's up, I finished a wicked game for the xbox called XCOM: The Bureau... its great, also XCOM: Enemy Unknown... very good games, couldn't put them down. You can probably get the latter one used for 20 bucks somewhere.
I'll check it out. I got the PS4 on pre order. As for my wife watching? Never happens. She hates the thing.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
Is this game better then san andreas, cause that was the best gta
Much better. GTA5's world can fit the world From GTA4, San Andreas, and Red Dead Redemption inside of it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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