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Just got back from the store opening at midnight. I am unwrapping the best game ever made. It's going to be great! Anyone else pick this game up yet?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Grand Theft Auto 5
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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im waiting for seeders . . .
PrettyBoyAJ
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I'd love to get the game.
Don't know if I will have the time to play it but maybe I'll get it.
Don't know if I will have the time to play it but maybe I'll get it.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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I got it! I actually got it an hour before a lot of the pre order guys got it lol Goddamn the city is huge. I was a little worried from the leaked videos that the game would be filled with empty streets, but it's sprawling with life. I love the radio stations and really dig the fact that they used the shooting mechanics from Max Payne 3.
Got it earlier today, just started it. San Andreas was my favorite GTA, so I was pretty pumped about this being back in SA, and the map being huuuuuuuge and more realistic to LA. I won't have much time to play it at all though, which sucks considering the scope of the game seems enormous.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Have you picked up the hooker yet? This game is straight up porn. You pay 50 for a BJ, 70 for anal and 100 for everything and you can watch it while she services you. You can change the camera around. It's awesome. Then after I used her up I killed her and got my money back.ThunderMaverick said:
She says things like "*** on my face", "**** my face" and it has slurping sounds. Funny as hell.
Lol didn't you say you were turning your life over to Jesus? This game violates all kinds of Christian values.Fatal Jay said:
As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.Zarky said:
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO :crackup: :crackup:Malice said:
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How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?
I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.
I'll get mine later this week.
I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.
I'll get mine later this week.
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100 times better than all of them. GTA4 was too confined and repetitive. I quit half way through. Saints Row is just whacky, and I beat the last one in 8 hours. That's way too short and rushed.LiveFreeX said:
The hype is true that GTA5 is the best game ever made.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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JoeMarron said:
you must didn't see my post about not having time for either, under it. Saints row is trying to be something different then a gta clone, that's why the game is so wacky now.
Is this game better then san andreas, cause that was the best gta
LiveFreeX
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I would say 99% of the time.
Also just a head's up, I finished a wicked game for the xbox called XCOM: The Bureau... its great, also XCOM: Enemy Unknown... very good games, couldn't put them down. You can probably get the latter one used for 20 bucks somewhere.
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I'll check it out. I got the PS4 on pre order. As for my wife watching? Never happens. She hates the thing.LiveFreeX said:
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Much better. GTA5's world can fit the world From GTA4, San Andreas, and Red Dead Redemption inside of it.Fatal Jay said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.