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Master Don Juan
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Just got back from the store opening at midnight. I am unwrapping the best game ever made. It's going to be great! Anyone else pick this game up yet?
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Have you picked up the hooker yet? This game is straight up porn. You pay 50 for a BJ, 70 for anal and 100 for everything and you can watch it while she services you. You can change the camera around. It's awesome. Then after I used her up I killed her and got my money back.ThunderMaverick said:I got it! I actually got it an hour before a lot of the pre order guys got it lol Goddamn the city is huge. I was a little worried from the leaked videos that the game would be filled with empty streets, but it's sprawling with life. I love the radio stations and really dig the fact that they used the shooting mechanics from Max Payne 3.
Lol didn't you say you were turning your life over to Jesus? This game violates all kinds of Christian values.Fatal Jay said:It looks good, but I'm not an hardcore gamer like that, I'm the type of person that will get it a year later once price goes down.
As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.Zarky said:Lay off the video games and you might actually get laid once a year, OP
LMAOOOOOOOOOO :crackup: :crackup:Malice said:Have you picked up the hooker yet? This game is straight up porn. You pay 50 for a BJ, 70 for anal and 100 for everything and you can watch it while she services you. You can change the camera around. It's awesome. Then after I used her up I killed her and got my money back.
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100 times better than all of them. GTA4 was too confined and repetitive. I quit half way through. Saints Row is just whacky, and I beat the last one in 8 hours. That's way too short and rushed.LiveFreeX said:How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?
I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.
I'll get mine later this week.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Blows IV outta the water, and IV was awesomeLiveFreeX said:How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?
I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.
I'll get mine later this week.
JoeMarron said:Lol didn't you say you were turning your life over to Jesus? This game violates all kinds of Christian values.
As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.
I would say 99% of the time.As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.
I'll check it out. I got the PS4 on pre order. As for my wife watching? Never happens. She hates the thing.LiveFreeX said:I would say 99% of the time.
Also just a head's up, I finished a wicked game for the xbox called XCOM: The Bureau... its great, also XCOM: Enemy Unknown... very good games, couldn't put them down. You can probably get the latter one used for 20 bucks somewhere.
Much better. GTA5's world can fit the world From GTA4, San Andreas, and Red Dead Redemption inside of it.Fatal Jay said:Is this game better then san andreas, cause that was the best gta
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.