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Just got back from the store opening at midnight. I am unwrapping the best game ever made. It's going to be great! Anyone else pick this game up yet?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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im waiting for seeders . . .
PrettyBoyAJ
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I'd love to get the game.
Don't know if I will have the time to play it but maybe I'll get it.
Don't know if I will have the time to play it but maybe I'll get it.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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I got it! I actually got it an hour before a lot of the pre order guys got it lol Goddamn the city is huge. I was a little worried from the leaked videos that the game would be filled with empty streets, but it's sprawling with life. I love the radio stations and really dig the fact that they used the shooting mechanics from Max Payne 3.
Got it earlier today, just started it. San Andreas was my favorite GTA, so I was pretty pumped about this being back in SA, and the map being huuuuuuuge and more realistic to LA. I won't have much time to play it at all though, which sucks considering the scope of the game seems enormous.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Have you picked up the hooker yet? This game is straight up porn. You pay 50 for a BJ, 70 for anal and 100 for everything and you can watch it while she services you. You can change the camera around. It's awesome. Then after I used her up I killed her and got my money back.ThunderMaverick said:
She says things like "*** on my face", "**** my face" and it has slurping sounds. Funny as hell.
Lol didn't you say you were turning your life over to Jesus? This game violates all kinds of Christian values.Fatal Jay said:
As tragic as this may sound video games can be much more satisfying than women at times.Zarky said:
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO :crackup: :crackup:Malice said:
LiveFreeX
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How does it compare to say... saints row or gta 4 or gta liberty city stories?
I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.
I'll get mine later this week.
I'm a fan of GTA also... my wife will sit and watch me play for hours, funny. Thought 4 was absolutely amazing, however, I still prefer the old top down computer versions better though... there was something great about them that this 3D series just can't seem to re-create. The Crackdown series for XBOX is also top notch, highly recommend it.
I'll get mine later this week.
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100 times better than all of them. GTA4 was too confined and repetitive. I quit half way through. Saints Row is just whacky, and I beat the last one in 8 hours. That's way too short and rushed.LiveFreeX said:
The hype is true that GTA5 is the best game ever made.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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JoeMarron said:
you must didn't see my post about not having time for either, under it. Saints row is trying to be something different then a gta clone, that's why the game is so wacky now.
Is this game better then san andreas, cause that was the best gta
LiveFreeX
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I would say 99% of the time.
Also just a head's up, I finished a wicked game for the xbox called XCOM: The Bureau... its great, also XCOM: Enemy Unknown... very good games, couldn't put them down. You can probably get the latter one used for 20 bucks somewhere.
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I'll check it out. I got the PS4 on pre order. As for my wife watching? Never happens. She hates the thing.LiveFreeX said:
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Much better. GTA5's world can fit the world From GTA4, San Andreas, and Red Dead Redemption inside of it.Fatal Jay said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.