"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Grabbing girls asses

cola

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When do you know its ok? At work its a couple chicks whose asses I would love to grab ..
Just regular chicks I flirt with.. Its risky tho..
so I guess my question is how do you open the door to fondling chicks?

Also is it a general rule if a chick at work grabs your butt or d¤ck its fair game now to squeexe her goods?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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foreverAFC

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if they are touching you like that i say go for it.
 

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Rapport opens the escalation door.

Being savvy with female subcommunication and non verbal cues will give you the indications to engage as well.
 
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don't get a sexual harrasment charge.

recently met up w/ a girl who wanted to hang out. i thought i was in, i went for an ass grab and to this day the girl doesn't wanna see my face again. she said i wasn't respectful to her etc.,

don't do it unless maybe you are making out, then you can put your hands wherever u want
 

PapiChulo

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Trick her into touching your butt first, then it's a fair game. I would go for the boobs in a completely non-sleazy way.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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moneyisking

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ONLY if they touched your ass first, at work, club, school, anywhere.
 

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If a chick grabs your goods you have got a right to grab her goods too, I'd say.

You got to get a chick comfortable with you touching them generally then you can touch the ass to make the IOI clear.
 

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Do you want to lose your job?
 

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as a fellow ass man, I know the temptation rises when you see a perfect bubble butt... I grab lots of asses and NEVER get a bad reaction...here is how:

so I'll chat a girl up, usually at laid back venue and immediately my hand goes for her lower back...I pull her in and starting talking sexually in her ear...I do some calibration and if things are going smoothly, I let my hand slide down to her butt

another thing I do is if I talked to a girl for awhile and we hit it off, but I want to roll off...I give the girl a light spank goodbye

I cannot tell you how many times after grabbing a girls ass they grind on me harder and physically put my hands on both ass cheeks...they LOVE that sh!t

that being said, don't touch your coworkers...even if they are into it...you might get a promotion down the line and one of the girls gets jealous...boom now there are rumours flying around that you are a pervert...goodbye promotion goodbye career...F that
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who Dares Win

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The workplace is offlimits, simply not worth it no matter the base.

Im a guy whos very aggressive at the club where I squeeze boobs and asses but at work or with women you have connection (you cannot leave with no conseguences) I simply keep everything neutral.
 
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