"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Got divorced earlier this week.
- Thread starter Chosen1
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
n00bPimp said:
You've clearly not seen the pictures.
Choosen, she makes a pig look attractive.
I just wonder how she managed to breed, never mind get a guy like you to date her, and having some semblence of feelings - the thought of any man actually fcuking her is making me a little queasy.
is she rich? No
Does she have good hygiene? No
Does she have a good attitude? No
Is she semi attractive? hell fuc*ing no.
Is she morbidly obese? Yes
Choosen seriously you can do a hell of alot better, what is your deal man? Low self esteem some wierd fantasy shi* that makes you attracted to fat unhealthy women?
Your feelings aside, this girl tells you more about yourself than is probably comfortable knowing.
she is a warpig that is unattractive in more ways then one, but you dated her, went out with her, fuc*ed her, had feelings for her, fell in love with her, romanticised about her, made romantic shi* about her (see the myspage name) - Seriously what is your malfunction.
Why you even here, if this is what level of dreg your happy to settle with - Jesus H christ - not to mention that fact she is pig fc*ing ugly (pig is the word), there are a 1000's more problems that this chick brings that I can see - which your willing to ignore because of what?
What is your deal?
The OP is obviously WBAFC (way bellow AFC)
why?
hell, look at his myspace he has not deleted the picture and still has the pig next to him in the display picture.... why????? (I bet she has no pictures of you not even in her memory bank)
you have freaking songs dedicated to her... there is one that is called "please don't go" ...... no further comments on that.
there is a Freaking questionnaire next to the grottesque picture in which you vomit your feelings for this creature.
there is like 30 questions where you tell the world how much you love it (the thing) and that you will never leave it (I changed her for it)
then you have pictures of your kids, which I think are very cute by the way.
and wish you the best as a parent.
I would have called the animal services long time ago and put the creature to sleep for good.
take care.
BananaSmile
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oh man i wanna see your face when you get home hahahaha2crudedudes said:
oh man ! this is the most awsome thread ever
OP is a comediant myspace.com/ "sheuse2luvme" hahahahhaha
very well set up op
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
5string
Master Don Juan
You have a new lease on life brother. Very lucky in that respect. Make the best of it. Wish you the very best.Chosen1 said:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
I'm not even joking, I REALLY want to know, because I am sure that underneath it all, there is some moral to this story that can be learned for other posters. You said you have always liked smaller women, but what about THIS one captured your eye?
Duracell_Bunny
Senior Don Juan
I think if you spend enough time with them you begin to find them attractive in your own unique way so I can see how Chosen1 could have got lost into it.
I got very attached to an ugly 6 once (although had a great body and really did the best she could).
At first I did find her ugly and I was a bit embarrassed, but kept her as she was my first girl that developed into a relationship.
But seriously... I'm speechless.
:trouble:"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.