"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Got divorced earlier this week.
- Thread starter Chosen1
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
n00bPimp said:
You've clearly not seen the pictures.
Choosen, she makes a pig look attractive.
I just wonder how she managed to breed, never mind get a guy like you to date her, and having some semblence of feelings - the thought of any man actually fcuking her is making me a little queasy.
is she rich? No
Does she have good hygiene? No
Does she have a good attitude? No
Is she semi attractive? hell fuc*ing no.
Is she morbidly obese? Yes
Choosen seriously you can do a hell of alot better, what is your deal man? Low self esteem some wierd fantasy shi* that makes you attracted to fat unhealthy women?
Your feelings aside, this girl tells you more about yourself than is probably comfortable knowing.
she is a warpig that is unattractive in more ways then one, but you dated her, went out with her, fuc*ed her, had feelings for her, fell in love with her, romanticised about her, made romantic shi* about her (see the myspage name) - Seriously what is your malfunction.
Why you even here, if this is what level of dreg your happy to settle with - Jesus H christ - not to mention that fact she is pig fc*ing ugly (pig is the word), there are a 1000's more problems that this chick brings that I can see - which your willing to ignore because of what?
What is your deal?
The OP is obviously WBAFC (way bellow AFC)
why?
hell, look at his myspace he has not deleted the picture and still has the pig next to him in the display picture.... why????? (I bet she has no pictures of you not even in her memory bank)
you have freaking songs dedicated to her... there is one that is called "please don't go" ...... no further comments on that.
there is a Freaking questionnaire next to the grottesque picture in which you vomit your feelings for this creature.
there is like 30 questions where you tell the world how much you love it (the thing) and that you will never leave it (I changed her for it)
then you have pictures of your kids, which I think are very cute by the way.
and wish you the best as a parent.
I would have called the animal services long time ago and put the creature to sleep for good.
take care.
BananaSmile
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oh man i wanna see your face when you get home hahahaha2crudedudes said:
oh man ! this is the most awsome thread ever
OP is a comediant myspace.com/ "sheuse2luvme" hahahahhaha
very well set up op
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
5string
Master Don Juan
You have a new lease on life brother. Very lucky in that respect. Make the best of it. Wish you the very best.Chosen1 said:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
I'm not even joking, I REALLY want to know, because I am sure that underneath it all, there is some moral to this story that can be learned for other posters. You said you have always liked smaller women, but what about THIS one captured your eye?
Duracell_Bunny
Senior Don Juan
I think if you spend enough time with them you begin to find them attractive in your own unique way so I can see how Chosen1 could have got lost into it.
I got very attached to an ugly 6 once (although had a great body and really did the best she could).
At first I did find her ugly and I was a bit embarrassed, but kept her as she was my first girl that developed into a relationship.
But seriously... I'm speechless.
:trouble:"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.