MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Good grief! Woman "marries" herself
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
It will never lastMatureDJ said:
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear HitHard,
That is really hilarious.
That is really hilarious.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but in most Asian cultures, isn't being a single woman at 30 a bad thing. You know like being an old maid? This probably makes sense, especially when coupled with these statements...
hypergamy, feminism, cultural norms. This is probably the only marriage this woman will have, someone get her some cats, stat!
5string
Master Don Juan
I didnt see where she was a founding member of Sex Without Partners
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
5string
Master Don Juan
That's funny!^^^^☜╬☞ said:
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
And thus did Narcissus fall into the pool and drowned.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ken chang
Don Juan
I read that the responses from other women are both sympathetic and positive.
I counter with female robot. Still not ready for prime time yet, but you get the idea. In a couple of years..the woman in op's article will be obsolete.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbFFs4DHWys&NR=1&feature=fvwp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbFFs4DHWys&NR=1&feature=fvwp