"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's this good fats business? People say take some "rapeseed" oil or some shyt. Why do you need good fats when bulking? I've got my carbs and protein sorted, just don't understand the fats. Don't you get enough fats in with the meals you eat anyway? Thanks.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Some fats are good for you.

Read the stickies and do some searches, for the love of god.
 
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Originally posted by BigWillyStyle
People say take some "rapeseed" oil or some shyt. .
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Don't forget to rape the seed first. The semen produces a chemical reaction with the omega-3 fats to produce the best oil in the world. You absolutly need this for bulking.
 
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Flax Seed Oil

Go get yourself some liquid flax seed oil which is one of the best sources of good fats omega 3 and 6.
 
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All fat but transfat is good for you, even saturated fat. It's the quantity that counts - too much or too little are both bad. Generally weight lifters will supliment with certain unsaturated fats because it is not a part of their regular diet.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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