"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Good comeback to "I miss you"!?

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
What's wrong with make up sex? I like it when girls use me as a sex toy. :up:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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ROTFL

Of course cold pizza the following morning isn't half bad. Chase it with a beer and you've got the breakfast of champions.
 

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You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

beautiful!
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
Holy shyt. That's a hell of an impressive laugh :crackup:
Props for that one!
 

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This is my response to a chick that told me that:

Her: I'm going to miss you when you leave
Me: You don't have too, give me your number.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol when the ex bomb dropped i just laughed.. two rules of thumb

NEVER take back an ex
NEVER take back a woman that's left your life completley
 
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