"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Good comeback to "I miss you"!?

Francisco d'Anconia

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
What's wrong with make up sex? I like it when girls use me as a sex toy. :up:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ROTFL

Of course cold pizza the following morning isn't half bad. Chase it with a beer and you've got the breakfast of champions.
 

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You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

beautiful!
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
Holy shyt. That's a hell of an impressive laugh :crackup:
Props for that one!
 

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This is my response to a chick that told me that:

Her: I'm going to miss you when you leave
Me: You don't have too, give me your number.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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christz

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lol when the ex bomb dropped i just laughed.. two rules of thumb

NEVER take back an ex
NEVER take back a woman that's left your life completley
 
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