"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Good comeback to "I miss you"!?

Francisco d'Anconia

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
What's wrong with make up sex? I like it when girls use me as a sex toy. :up:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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RogueWarrior

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ROTFL

Of course cold pizza the following morning isn't half bad. Chase it with a beer and you've got the breakfast of champions.
 

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You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

beautiful!
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
Holy shyt. That's a hell of an impressive laugh :crackup:
Props for that one!
 

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This is my response to a chick that told me that:

Her: I'm going to miss you when you leave
Me: You don't have too, give me your number.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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christz

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lol when the ex bomb dropped i just laughed.. two rules of thumb

NEVER take back an ex
NEVER take back a woman that's left your life completley
 
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