"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DUDE, go read dj bible.
PICKUP LINES ARE OUT
PICKUP LINES were invted for the guys that dont read about Don Juan. Just tell her to **** herself?
 
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right back in front of all her friends give her some **** about how you'll leave the back door open like you usually do so that she can come and help you out.
 
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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
DUDE, go read dj bible.
PICKUP LINES ARE OUT
PICKUP LINES were invted for the guys that dont read about Don Juan. Just tell her to **** herself?
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I believe you misread, or didnt read the post at all.


"Wouldn't YOU like to know?" With a big grin
 
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Yeah Don_Joffe, I don't think that you read my post correctly.


Thanks for the lines so far. Exactly what I'm looking for.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.
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This isnt normal... at least in my country LOLLL


ME: Well, i'm going home
GIRL: Hey u gona jerk off or what???

LOL?
 
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I can honestly say....that has never happened to me, good luck with life. :(
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
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Tell her it is the best sex you have ever had and then ask her if she wants to compete with your hand ...

By the way, this show be done in a ****y funny manner, if the delivery is off the results will not be good; otherwise she will think it's funny in a serious way.
 
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My best friend would say something like this:

"Well, I probably would but I'll need another pair of your panties first. Feverishly masturbating to Ashley and Mary Kate's newest adventure just doesn't hold the same allure without props."
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
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Tell her yeah, I am - cuz she couldn't do the job right yesterday.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

ME: Don't act like you don't have a drawer full of toys. Oh wait, you're one of those 'shower head' girls right?
 
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Thanks guys and girl :)

Those are great! Just needed some more ideas.


Jager_Boy its pretty common to get responses like "so what are you going to do when you go home, masturbate?" or "so you just going to sit at home and masturbate all weekend?"

I get these sexual/playfull comments alot from outgoing girls who you can talk and joke about sex with.
 
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