"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Good comeback for this line girls always say

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Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DUDE, go read dj bible.
PICKUP LINES ARE OUT
PICKUP LINES were invted for the guys that dont read about Don Juan. Just tell her to **** herself?
 
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right back in front of all her friends give her some **** about how you'll leave the back door open like you usually do so that she can come and help you out.
 
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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
DUDE, go read dj bible.
PICKUP LINES ARE OUT
PICKUP LINES were invted for the guys that dont read about Don Juan. Just tell her to **** herself?
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I believe you misread, or didnt read the post at all.


"Wouldn't YOU like to know?" With a big grin
 
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Yeah Don_Joffe, I don't think that you read my post correctly.


Thanks for the lines so far. Exactly what I'm looking for.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.
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This isnt normal... at least in my country LOLLL


ME: Well, i'm going home
GIRL: Hey u gona jerk off or what???

LOL?
 
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I can honestly say....that has never happened to me, good luck with life. :(
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
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Tell her it is the best sex you have ever had and then ask her if she wants to compete with your hand ...

By the way, this show be done in a ****y funny manner, if the delivery is off the results will not be good; otherwise she will think it's funny in a serious way.
 
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My best friend would say something like this:

"Well, I probably would but I'll need another pair of your panties first. Feverishly masturbating to Ashley and Mary Kate's newest adventure just doesn't hold the same allure without props."
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
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Tell her yeah, I am - cuz she couldn't do the job right yesterday.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

ME: Don't act like you don't have a drawer full of toys. Oh wait, you're one of those 'shower head' girls right?
 
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Thanks guys and girl :)

Those are great! Just needed some more ideas.


Jager_Boy its pretty common to get responses like "so what are you going to do when you go home, masturbate?" or "so you just going to sit at home and masturbate all weekend?"

I get these sexual/playfull comments alot from outgoing girls who you can talk and joke about sex with.
 
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