"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DUDE, go read dj bible.
PICKUP LINES ARE OUT
PICKUP LINES were invted for the guys that dont read about Don Juan. Just tell her to **** herself?
 
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right back in front of all her friends give her some **** about how you'll leave the back door open like you usually do so that she can come and help you out.
 
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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
DUDE, go read dj bible.
PICKUP LINES ARE OUT
PICKUP LINES were invted for the guys that dont read about Don Juan. Just tell her to **** herself?
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I believe you misread, or didnt read the post at all.


"Wouldn't YOU like to know?" With a big grin
 
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Yeah Don_Joffe, I don't think that you read my post correctly.


Thanks for the lines so far. Exactly what I'm looking for.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.
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This isnt normal... at least in my country LOLLL


ME: Well, i'm going home
GIRL: Hey u gona jerk off or what???

LOL?
 
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I can honestly say....that has never happened to me, good luck with life. :(
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
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Tell her it is the best sex you have ever had and then ask her if she wants to compete with your hand ...

By the way, this show be done in a ****y funny manner, if the delivery is off the results will not be good; otherwise she will think it's funny in a serious way.
 
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My best friend would say something like this:

"Well, I probably would but I'll need another pair of your panties first. Feverishly masturbating to Ashley and Mary Kate's newest adventure just doesn't hold the same allure without props."
 
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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Whats a good comeback when your joking around with a witty gal and you tell her your "going home" or whatever and she jokes(in front of other gals) that your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

I get this alot since I joke around about everything with HBs like sex, etc...

I think I usually say something like "yeah...I'm going to go home and jack-off to you" or something that neg-hits her kinda, but is still funny at the time. I probably don't say something that crazy unless I'm pretty comfortable with the girl.


Anyone got some good combacks? Thanks.
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Tell her yeah, I am - cuz she couldn't do the job right yesterday.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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your probably going home to masturbate or whatever.

ME: Don't act like you don't have a drawer full of toys. Oh wait, you're one of those 'shower head' girls right?
 
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Thanks guys and girl :)

Those are great! Just needed some more ideas.


Jager_Boy its pretty common to get responses like "so what are you going to do when you go home, masturbate?" or "so you just going to sit at home and masturbate all weekend?"

I get these sexual/playfull comments alot from outgoing girls who you can talk and joke about sex with.
 
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