Gonna bang the ol'BPD ex....

[SgtSplacker]

Oh yeah i'm going in tonight. Already talked to her on the phone a bit and she's as wacky as ever. This is for her...

If I don't return by 1100 hours send seal team 6 in!

There will be no field report...

This posting will self destruct...

Splacker out...

 

[goldengoose]

No offense, but you are more wacky than her for going to bang her. Some guys will never learn I guess.

 

[El Payaso]

BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.

 

[TheODB]

BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.

Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:

 

[SgtSplacker]

Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.

 

[Kbomb]

Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:

Sosuave is filled with beta's and ex-betas. Who do you think latches onto betas? BPD's. They swarm on weak little bish a$$ muda****as. It isn't a coincidence that lions hang out around the zebras and gazelles right?

 

[Albatross953]

Does anyone else wonder if he's dead/arrested/married yet? Seal team incursion t minus 28 minutes.

 

[adam225]

Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.

Man, that is so, so true. After all, why would the internet lie ???

 

[SgtSplacker]

Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Think you had a bunch of us worried. Good thing you mad it out unscathed.... but I wouldn't drop my guard....

 

[adam225]

Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.

Did you do her up the ass ? No rep from me if not...

 

[SgtSplacker]

Nah, not big on anal man. I mean if I was gonna be in a porno and the girls prepared before hand i'd be more inclined to do it for the big screen. But just a random encounter with a regular girl is bound to result in a pudding pop of the worst kind...

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.

 

[SgtSplacker]

I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.

EGGZACTLY!!!

It sounds all kinky and hot at first, in concept exciting sure... lets do something different.

But at the end of the night someones gonna smell like shiiit and have little to show for it.

Anyways what if I get a UTI or something?

It's a dangerous road to travel IMO...

 

[TheODB]

Buttsecks is overrated.

And glad to see you alive, sir.

 

[adam225]

Haha, I've never experienced sh1tty fingers or c0ck personally. I was out with a mate at the weekend who got me in laughing my head off about anal - He told me how he was fvcking some girl up the ass and he pulled his c0ck out to find a little piece of sh1t stuck on the end of it. He then flicked it off his c0ck onto her and carried on nailing her. The guys hilarious..