"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Gonna bang the ol'BPD ex....

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Oh yeah i'm going in tonight. Already talked to her on the phone a bit and she's as wacky as ever. This is for her...

If I don't return by 1100 hours send seal team 6 in!

There will be no field report...

This posting will self destruct...

Splacker out...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No offense, but you are more wacky than her for going to bang her. Some guys will never learn I guess.
 
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BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.
 
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El Payaso said:
BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.
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Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:
 
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Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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TheODB said:
Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:
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Sosuave is filled with beta's and ex-betas. Who do you think latches onto betas? BPD's. They swarm on weak little bish a$$ muda****as. It isn't a coincidence that lions hang out around the zebras and gazelles right?
 
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Does anyone else wonder if he's dead/arrested/married yet? Seal team incursion t minus 28 minutes.
 
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Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.
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Man, that is so, so true. After all, why would the internet lie ???
 
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Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.
 
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Think you had a bunch of us worried. Good thing you mad it out unscathed.... but I wouldn't drop my guard....
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.
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Did you do her up the ass ? No rep from me if not...
 
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Nah, not big on anal man. I mean if I was gonna be in a porno and the girls prepared before hand i'd be more inclined to do it for the big screen. But just a random encounter with a regular girl is bound to result in a pudding pop of the worst kind...
 
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I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.
 
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I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.
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EGGZACTLY!!!

It sounds all kinky and hot at first, in concept exciting sure... lets do something different.

But at the end of the night someones gonna smell like shiiit and have little to show for it.

Anyways what if I get a UTI or something?

It's a dangerous road to travel IMO...
 
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Buttsecks is overrated.

And glad to see you alive, sir.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Haha, I've never experienced sh1tty fingers or c0ck personally. I was out with a mate at the weekend who got me in laughing my head off about anal - He told me how he was fvcking some girl up the ass and he pulled his c0ck out to find a little piece of sh1t stuck on the end of it. He then flicked it off his c0ck onto her and carried on nailing her. The guys hilarious..
 
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