"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Gonna bang the ol'BPD ex....

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Oh yeah i'm going in tonight. Already talked to her on the phone a bit and she's as wacky as ever. This is for her...

If I don't return by 1100 hours send seal team 6 in!

There will be no field report...

This posting will self destruct...

Splacker out...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No offense, but you are more wacky than her for going to bang her. Some guys will never learn I guess.
 

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BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.
 

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El Payaso said:
BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.
Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:
 

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Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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TheODB said:
Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:

Sosuave is filled with beta's and ex-betas. Who do you think latches onto betas? BPD's. They swarm on weak little bish a$$ muda****as. It isn't a coincidence that lions hang out around the zebras and gazelles right?
 

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Does anyone else wonder if he's dead/arrested/married yet? Seal team incursion t minus 28 minutes.
 

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SgtSplacker said:
Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.
Man, that is so, so true. After all, why would the internet lie ???
 

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Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.
 

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Think you had a bunch of us worried. Good thing you mad it out unscathed.... but I wouldn't drop my guard....
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SgtSplacker said:
Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.
Did you do her up the ass ? No rep from me if not...
 

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Nah, not big on anal man. I mean if I was gonna be in a porno and the girls prepared before hand i'd be more inclined to do it for the big screen. But just a random encounter with a regular girl is bound to result in a pudding pop of the worst kind...
 

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I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.
EGGZACTLY!!!

It sounds all kinky and hot at first, in concept exciting sure... lets do something different.

But at the end of the night someones gonna smell like shiiit and have little to show for it.

Anyways what if I get a UTI or something?

It's a dangerous road to travel IMO...
 

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Buttsecks is overrated.

And glad to see you alive, sir.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Haha, I've never experienced sh1tty fingers or c0ck personally. I was out with a mate at the weekend who got me in laughing my head off about anal - He told me how he was fvcking some girl up the ass and he pulled his c0ck out to find a little piece of sh1t stuck on the end of it. He then flicked it off his c0ck onto her and carried on nailing her. The guys hilarious..
 
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