"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Gonna bang the ol'BPD ex....

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Oh yeah i'm going in tonight. Already talked to her on the phone a bit and she's as wacky as ever. This is for her...

If I don't return by 1100 hours send seal team 6 in!

There will be no field report...

This posting will self destruct...

Splacker out...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No offense, but you are more wacky than her for going to bang her. Some guys will never learn I guess.
 
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BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.
 
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El Payaso said:
BPD. BPD Everywhere. That's all that's on this forum. BPD. BPD. BPD.
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Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:
 
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Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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TheODB said:
Apparently sosuave is home to many posters who are psychologists specializing in personality disorders. BPD is a disorder that affects a tiny portion of the population, is notoriously difficult to diagnose, and is very often confused with other personality disorders, psychiatric illnesses on the bipolar spectrum, and so forth. Any woman a sosuave poster knows who acts like a trifling, manipulative ho has BPD, as opposed to just a sh*tty person. :crackup:
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Sosuave is filled with beta's and ex-betas. Who do you think latches onto betas? BPD's. They swarm on weak little bish a$$ muda****as. It isn't a coincidence that lions hang out around the zebras and gazelles right?
 
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Does anyone else wonder if he's dead/arrested/married yet? Seal team incursion t minus 28 minutes.
 
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SgtSplacker said:
Hey if you learned it on the internet it's true, everyone knows that.
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Man, that is so, so true. After all, why would the internet lie ???
 
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Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.
 
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Think you had a bunch of us worried. Good thing you mad it out unscathed.... but I wouldn't drop my guard....
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Unit 9 is back home, still single, no crying or fits, less seminal backup... feels good man.
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Did you do her up the ass ? No rep from me if not...
 
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Nah, not big on anal man. I mean if I was gonna be in a porno and the girls prepared before hand i'd be more inclined to do it for the big screen. But just a random encounter with a regular girl is bound to result in a pudding pop of the worst kind...
 
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I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.
 
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I had this chick beg me to finger her butt once....I didn't want to at the time, wasn't feeling it, but I did....afterwards I pulled my finger out and there was poo all over my finger and stuck in my nail.

Perfect opportunity for the Dirty Sanchez...but I failed.
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EGGZACTLY!!!

It sounds all kinky and hot at first, in concept exciting sure... lets do something different.

But at the end of the night someones gonna smell like shiiit and have little to show for it.

Anyways what if I get a UTI or something?

It's a dangerous road to travel IMO...
 
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Buttsecks is overrated.

And glad to see you alive, sir.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Haha, I've never experienced sh1tty fingers or c0ck personally. I was out with a mate at the weekend who got me in laughing my head off about anal - He told me how he was fvcking some girl up the ass and he pulled his c0ck out to find a little piece of sh1t stuck on the end of it. He then flicked it off his c0ck onto her and carried on nailing her. The guys hilarious..
 
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