Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NO....never.Originally posted by anile8
i was wondering we go on sites like sosuave, so do chicks go on websites and chat on forums about guys? im guessing so but does anyone have the address of one of these sites
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
How does the irate feminist post read?Originally posted by doctor
ROFLs girls must love what they read on this site. It must read like 'COPYRIGHT JACKASSES TM' I can see the irate feminists posts now!
Say what nigga? "copyright jackasses TM" they supposed to come on this site and saying that nothing we say is new in any way at all? We put nothing unique into what we say, should I agree with you on this, or are you just laughing about nothing?Originally posted by doctor
ROFLs girls must love what they read on this site. It must read like 'COPYRIGHT JACKASSES TM' I can see the irate feminists posts now!