Jester FPS
Don Juan
http://www.break.com/index/carrevenge5.html :crackup: @ the end.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Girls, don't cheat on your B/F.
- Thread starter Jester FPS
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
That car would not have started if my 30.06 FMJ's had anything to say about it.
But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
I wonder how they got all those fully automatic rifles?
:woo:
Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.
Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:
Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
:woo: Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.
Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:
Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
They weren't full auto. The puffs of smoke would have been continuous and the sound would have been "more continuous". They had semi-auto versions where they rapidly pulled the trigger.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You took the words right out of my mouth. Talk about a guy who's whipped.DJDamage said: