"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girls, don't cheat on your B/F.

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Vulpine

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That car would not have started if my 30.06 FMJ's had anything to say about it.

But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
 

Le Parisien

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I wonder how they got all those fully automatic rifles?:confused: :woo:

Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.

Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:

Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
 

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They weren't full auto. The puffs of smoke would have been continuous and the sound would have been "more continuous". They had semi-auto versions where they rapidly pulled the trigger.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Francisco d'Anconia

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DJDamage said:
What a pathetic chump.

Who pays for their girlfriend's car??! and then destroy's it??!! I am sure when this tape comes before a judge, he would still have to pay for that car.

DJD
You took the words right out of my mouth. Talk about a guy who's whipped. :rolleyes:
 
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