Jester FPS
Don Juan
http://www.break.com/index/carrevenge5.html :crackup: @ the end.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Girls, don't cheat on your B/F.
- Thread starter Jester FPS
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
That car would not have started if my 30.06 FMJ's had anything to say about it.
But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
I wonder how they got all those fully automatic rifles?
:woo:
Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.
Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:
Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
:woo: Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.
Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:
Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
They weren't full auto. The puffs of smoke would have been continuous and the sound would have been "more continuous". They had semi-auto versions where they rapidly pulled the trigger.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You took the words right out of my mouth. Talk about a guy who's whipped.DJDamage said: