Jester FPS
Don Juan
http://www.break.com/index/carrevenge5.html :crackup: @ the end.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Girls, don't cheat on your B/F.
- Thread starter Jester FPS
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
That car would not have started if my 30.06 FMJ's had anything to say about it.
But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
But I suppose it would be funnier to drive it back on the car dolly and leave it right where you picked it up from.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
I wonder how they got all those fully automatic rifles?
:woo:
Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.
Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:
Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
:woo: Because all legal pre-ban full auto weapons are from before 1986 if my memory is good... Either the NRA runs in the family or they just have so much money to spend on expensive pre-ban weapons that are still in circulation.
Anyway, it's scary.:nervous:
Looks like Iraq...:crackup:
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
They weren't full auto. The puffs of smoke would have been continuous and the sound would have been "more continuous". They had semi-auto versions where they rapidly pulled the trigger.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You took the words right out of my mouth. Talk about a guy who's whipped.DJDamage said: