"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Girl Won't let Me Go Down on Her??
- Thread starter gray_fox_9
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
bro i seen it all
if a woman is up to no good i already seen a chick do the exact same thing before
alot people on the forum think i am too harsh when i call the chicks they post about h0es and say they are cheating but i speak from EXPERIENCE
can it get worse than stretch marks ? yes.
SCARS. i seen scars on chicks i swear man YOU WOULD FREAK
never touched them but i been places and seen chicks showing the scars DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN !
i am ignorant but i think some of them are from them having babies cut out through their stomachs / abortions ? or some type of operation ?
i seen a few chicks with this messed up scar
same as the one cameron diaz had in the movie : GANGS OF NEW YORK
guard your heart with this chick bro she has a baby and her babies daddy is IN HER LIFE
she is not LTR. her babies daddy will ALWAYS be in her life. YOU don't need that DRAMA.
get a hot german chick
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
This must be some canned response and has some ******** meaning to it that we should all decipher and put an end to this mystery.
MindOverMatter
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A female friend of mine doesn't like getting oral sex because while it feels good for her, she can't get off that way. On the other hand, she gets off easily through vaginal intercourse. Usually when guys go down on her, they get impatient and frustrated about not being able to get her off, disappointed, or are very stubborn and ruin the mood by insisting to keep going. She avoids all that drama by avoiding oral sex.
My advice is, if she doesn't want you to eat her out, respect her wishes. If you keep insisting, you will annoy the sh!t out of her, and will come off like you are trying to hard to prove yourself. Even if she lets you go down on her, she'll have all these psychological barriers in place and wont be able to enjoy it.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
You guys wont eat off of a spoon at a restaurant because it has a speckle of dust on it but you readily indulge in that which is covered infinitely worse in germs, disease, and sperm!!!
QUIT EATING PVSSY!!!!!
optimist prime
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Dude, ever hear of a C-section? (Cesarean section)
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You know how during an operation, the doctors cover up all areas of the body with a towel except the area they are working on? BINGO THERES YOUR ANSWER. :crackup:
On a serious note, just be yourself and compliment what you do see. Kiss every inch of her body, tell her how good her skin smells, etc. Make her feel comfortable and eventually you will be eating from her trough.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
This is an overseas woman you have not yet met, and you were asking to eat her out?
Make no requests. Just flirt, and let things happen naturally.
*************
IF a woman takes good care of herself, the bacteria and fungi in her vagina should be about the same as those in your mouth, anyway.
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.