"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl who checked me out

saber101

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So basically, theres this cute girl in grade 9 (im in grade 12), and i caught her checking me out once when i was walking down the hallway. We pass each other every day in the hallway, and now she looks away every time we pass by. I think shes embarrassed or something. It's really cute, but what does it mean?
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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dude, no clue. she's embarassed when you catch her looking at you? No clue what that means.
 

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Luke!! said:
Holy, Saber?!?!?!?!?!?

Were you not banned ages ago. Well im sorry there is nothing we can do for you.

Was I?
I just haven't been on the forum for a while.
 

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saber101 said:
So basically, theres this cute girl in grade 9 (im in grade 12), and i caught her checking me out once when i was walking down the hallway. We pass each other every day in the hallway, and now she looks away every time we pass by. I think shes embarrassed or something. It's really cute, but what does it mean?

:flowers:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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smooth guy

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Em why don't you talk to her?
 

eXclu$ive $wAggA

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obviously the b*tch was hella interested but since you werent man enough to approach her she gave up on u!
 

Lust

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Ahh, I'm starting to get sick of typing the same thing over and over but still;

Go read the bible before you post ANYTHING.
 

dav22

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He has 121 posts and doesn't know what to do when a girl looks at him :S
 

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Luke!! said:
Holy, Saber?!?!?!?!?!?

Were you not banned ages ago. Well im sorry there is nothing we can do for you.
Shush, he was NEVER banned. Stop trying to cause problems.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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saber101

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eXclu$ive $wAggA said:
obviously the b*tch was hella interested but since you werent man enough to approach her she gave up on u!

Sh!t. If i man up and go talk to her would things work out or did i lose my chance?
 

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saber101 said:
Sh!t. If i man up and go talk to her would things work out or did i lose my chance?
hurry up and ask around about her, if she does any sports, clubs, or anything else. then when you see her again, stop her, and ask about anything about any of those things she might do.

Sports: "Hi, your in volleyball arent you? When is the next game?"

or

clubs: "Hi, your in geography club arent you? when is the next meeting?"
 

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Seems kinda young for ya. I mean I know lots of guys will do that but it's just too easy it's a little sad for the girl.
 

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saber101 said:
So basically, theres this cute girl in grade 9 (im in grade 12), and i caught her checking me out once when i was walking down the hallway. We pass each other every day in the hallway, and now she looks away every time we pass by. I think shes embarrassed or something. It's really cute, but what does it mean?
It means she's off limits. Find someone closer to your own age.
 

clix

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Wolf said:
Nah you don't need the bible, just experience. How do you think the guys who wrote it knew what they were talking about, it doesn't sound like regurgitated information to me.

Go out and get experience, win and lose but whatever happens you are making progress... What I learnt from Georgio...
yeah, but at that basic of a level?

You want X (Algebra time folks, X can be anything you want)
X is right there for you to take it.

Do you
A: Run home and ask strangers on the internet what to do
or
B: Take X
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bvbidd

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Guys you do realize if he did anything with her he becomes a wanted sex offender right?

This has to be a joke post. Just ignore.
 
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