Poonani Maker
Master Don Juan
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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You mean a future wh0re.... virgins can't be *****s.....Poonani Maker said:
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Yeah but the hymen can be rebuilt. Maybe this is how she makes her living. Sells her virginity for x amount of money, uses .1% of it for the hymen rebuilding operation, then moves to another town and changes her name and the classified ad slightly and repeats process.speakeasy said:They said that they would have her examined to see if she's a virgin. That's not easy to fake, either the hymen is there or it's not. She probably is a virgin. I'd bid $250.00 to deflower her and not a cent more.
he'd get rejected lmao full refund tooEternal said:Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!
This site has 38,167 members...
If we ALL chip in $1, then we would have $38,167...
I think that would be enough to finally get ElStud laid!
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
A fool and his money are soon parted.The guy paying this kind of money is the biggest simp in history.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Lol no but I agree that she probably isn't a virgin. I mean what girl keeps her virginity until she's 22 or so then suddenly tries to sell it? Maybe a dyke. Besides even if she was what value does her virginity really have if the highest bidder can get it? The sex would probably suck and you'd probably have to wear a condom. I don't see her snatch being worth much more than any other prostitute's.The Bat said:And props to that dude in the video...hmm ketostix, was that you? Haha...
LOLEternal said:Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!
This site has 38,167 members...
If we ALL chip in $1, then we would have $38,167...
I think that would be enough to finally get ElStud laid!
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.