Poonani Maker
Master Don Juan
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You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You mean a future wh0re.... virgins can't be *****s.....Poonani Maker said:
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Yeah but the hymen can be rebuilt. Maybe this is how she makes her living. Sells her virginity for x amount of money, uses .1% of it for the hymen rebuilding operation, then moves to another town and changes her name and the classified ad slightly and repeats process.speakeasy said:They said that they would have her examined to see if she's a virgin. That's not easy to fake, either the hymen is there or it's not. She probably is a virgin. I'd bid $250.00 to deflower her and not a cent more.
he'd get rejected lmao full refund tooEternal said:Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!
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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
A fool and his money are soon parted.The guy paying this kind of money is the biggest simp in history.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Lol no but I agree that she probably isn't a virgin. I mean what girl keeps her virginity until she's 22 or so then suddenly tries to sell it? Maybe a dyke. Besides even if she was what value does her virginity really have if the highest bidder can get it? The sex would probably suck and you'd probably have to wear a condom. I don't see her snatch being worth much more than any other prostitute's.The Bat said:And props to that dude in the video...hmm ketostix, was that you? Haha...
LOLEternal said:Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!
This site has 38,167 members...
If we ALL chip in $1, then we would have $38,167...
I think that would be enough to finally get ElStud laid!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.