"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl To "Sell" Virginity for $$$ For Grad School

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DJDamage

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You mean a future wh0re.... virgins can't be *****s.....

I don't believe she is a virgin.

Grad school my ass..... she ain't going to no grad school, she is going to spend that money in Vegas.

I am interested in seeing the contract for this. Do you only have to break her hyman for it to be over??? if it hurts her and she wants you to stop does that counts?? How long can you fvck her for it to count?? Is there even a gurentee of one's being satistfied?? how much is she getting payed?? so many questions.
 

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They said that they would have her examined to see if she's a virgin. That's not easy to fake, either the hymen is there or it's not. She probably is a virgin. I'd bid $250.00 to deflower her and not a cent more.
 

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Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!

This site has 38,167 members...

If we ALL chip in $1, then we would have $38,167...

I think that would be enough to finally get ElStud laid!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speakeasy said:
They said that they would have her examined to see if she's a virgin. That's not easy to fake, either the hymen is there or it's not. She probably is a virgin. I'd bid $250.00 to deflower her and not a cent more.
Yeah but the hymen can be rebuilt. Maybe this is how she makes her living. Sells her virginity for x amount of money, uses .1% of it for the hymen rebuilding operation, then moves to another town and changes her name and the classified ad slightly and repeats process.

Not a bad racket.
 

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Its possible, I've heard of prostitutes that do just that and charge extra for popping their cherry, but I don't think this is the case with her.

Doing this with so much publicity would make this the last possible time.
 

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She is full of sh1t. I highly doubt she is a virgin. Virgins don't talk like that. This is a publicity stunt and she is a money hungry hor!
 

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Eternal said:
Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!

This site has 38,167 members...

If we ALL chip in $1, then we would have $38,167...

I think that would be enough to finally get ElStud laid!
he'd get rejected lmao full refund too
 

Hooligan Harry

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Whats the big deal? At least she is being honest about her reasons for whoring.

I dont understand why people would condemn a ***** while they ignore the covert action of so many other women. All women are *****s, some a just more honest about it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So? She's an adult woman making the best of her situation. No doubt desperate guys will be biding unhealthy amounts to pop her cherry.
 

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This is just a publicity stunt and a fraud. This girl is not a virgin and besides if she wants some guy to pay for her grad school she should have to work that pvssy more than one time. At least most gold digger are willing to become a GF for money.
 

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Smart girl. Given the publicity so far, she shouldn't take a cent less than $25,000 net profit, although I wouldn't be shocked to see her hit the 6-digit mark. Some rich lowlife will easily pay that.

Suckers and their money are soon to be parted. Why not by her?
 

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Well you can't hate on her hustle. She is selling her virginity for something most girls do for free. The only thing that sucks about this is she will start a trend. The guy paying this kind of money is the biggest simp in history.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Bat

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Wasn't there a guy on ebay who sold his virginity?

Where was the media coverage for that story?

CNN can suck my sweaty, hairy, wet ball sack.

Anyone else find it hilarious that she wants to go to grad school for marriage counseling degree?

And props to that dude in the video...hmm ketostix, was that you? Haha...
 

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The Bat said:
And props to that dude in the video...hmm ketostix, was that you? Haha...
Lol no but I agree that she probably isn't a virgin. I mean what girl keeps her virginity until she's 22 or so then suddenly tries to sell it? Maybe a dyke. Besides even if she was what value does her virginity really have if the highest bidder can get it? The sex would probably suck and you'd probably have to wear a condom. I don't see her snatch being worth much more than any other prostitute's.
 

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We should do that. Every member commits $1 and then we have a lottery to see who pops the cherry. That'd be hilarious. The only thing is, if I win, I don't want my name in the paper!
 

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And wait till she finds out that she'll have to pay a bunch of taxes on her earnings!
 

SinJester

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Eternal said:
Wait wait...I got a GREAT idea!

This site has 38,167 members...

If we ALL chip in $1, then we would have $38,167...

I think that would be enough to finally get ElStud laid!
LOL
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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