GreatHornedOwl
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Anybody know what a "jerk" looks like? She said it playfully, but was kind of serious. It didn't seem like a compliment.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Girl tells me I "look" like a jerk.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Domo_Arigatoo
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shyt test, she was most likely looking to see if she could envoke a reaction out of you.
People call me "weird" all the time...
I usually do either of these
*ignore*
"Oh, thanks, i love being weird"
or
"People who aren't weird are too generic"
Usually after i implement one of those they say, "Oh, i was just kidding" or "Yeah, you're right"
Don't dwell on **** like this.
People call me "weird" all the time...
I usually do either of these
*ignore*
"Oh, thanks, i love being weird"
or
"People who aren't weird are too generic"
Usually after i implement one of those they say, "Oh, i was just kidding" or "Yeah, you're right"
Don't dwell on **** like this.
Mike32ct
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At best, it's a sh*t test. At worst, she's just a b*tch being mean.
But either way, just let it roll off of your back.
But either way, just let it roll off of your back.
fibonacci
Don Juan
GreatHornedOwl said:
Were you wearing a meathead shirt or some of those fancy European business shoes (ideally white)? - be honest. :kick:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
she's opened the door for you to tell her what she looks like
keep it playful and steer it to where you want it to go
instead of looking to validate her premise ("does anyone know what a jerk looks like"), create one of your own and play back at her
"its very impressive that you can form such accurate opinions so quickly with little information. some people would consider that jumping to conclusions. but since you are accurate in this case, here's your reward!"
then grab or smack her ass
when/if she protests, exclaim "I'm an ass-grabbing jerk! woo hoo! I'm an ass-grabbing jerk!"
OR
simply own it. this is much easier and requires less planning and execution. when she says you look like a jerk, own it.
"mm hmm. biggest jerk of all time. don't care who knows it."
then shut up and see how she responds
OR
"yeah well you look like a *****, but i've decided not to hold it against you"
OR
"i'll not be party to your insults! good day!"
and leave
the possibilities are endless. use your head for more than a hatrack!
keep it playful and steer it to where you want it to go
instead of looking to validate her premise ("does anyone know what a jerk looks like"), create one of your own and play back at her
"its very impressive that you can form such accurate opinions so quickly with little information. some people would consider that jumping to conclusions. but since you are accurate in this case, here's your reward!"
then grab or smack her ass
when/if she protests, exclaim "I'm an ass-grabbing jerk! woo hoo! I'm an ass-grabbing jerk!"
OR
simply own it. this is much easier and requires less planning and execution. when she says you look like a jerk, own it.
"mm hmm. biggest jerk of all time. don't care who knows it."
then shut up and see how she responds
OR
"yeah well you look like a *****, but i've decided not to hold it against you"
OR
"i'll not be party to your insults! good day!"
and leave
the possibilities are endless. use your head for more than a hatrack!
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LOLAlle_Gory said:
It's true!In2theGame said:
Open up yourself to the possibilities, there are very smart people out there, there are also very dumb people out there and when you meet them you think to yourself "how is this person still alive? there is no justice in the world". I say treat her like she's a child and you can get far.
PapiChulo
Master Don Juan
She is just busting on you. Fire your ****y/funny teasing cannon back at her. I wish I had girls who would do that to me. She might even run some game on you.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PapiChulo
Master Don Juan
I had one girl interested in me and the first thing she said was "you are a d!ck, aren't you", completely unprovoked. They juat wanna see how you react.
Alex DeLarge
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Tell her she looks like a wh0re lol.. Then give her a sly smirk.