GreatHornedOwl
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Anybody know what a "jerk" looks like? She said it playfully, but was kind of serious. It didn't seem like a compliment.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Girl tells me I "look" like a jerk.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Domo_Arigatoo
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shyt test, she was most likely looking to see if she could envoke a reaction out of you.
People call me "weird" all the time...
I usually do either of these
*ignore*
"Oh, thanks, i love being weird"
or
"People who aren't weird are too generic"
Usually after i implement one of those they say, "Oh, i was just kidding" or "Yeah, you're right"
Don't dwell on **** like this.
People call me "weird" all the time...
I usually do either of these
*ignore*
"Oh, thanks, i love being weird"
or
"People who aren't weird are too generic"
Usually after i implement one of those they say, "Oh, i was just kidding" or "Yeah, you're right"
Don't dwell on **** like this.
Mike32ct
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At best, it's a sh*t test. At worst, she's just a b*tch being mean.
But either way, just let it roll off of your back.
But either way, just let it roll off of your back.
fibonacci
Don Juan
GreatHornedOwl said:
Were you wearing a meathead shirt or some of those fancy European business shoes (ideally white)? - be honest. :kick:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
she's opened the door for you to tell her what she looks like
keep it playful and steer it to where you want it to go
instead of looking to validate her premise ("does anyone know what a jerk looks like"), create one of your own and play back at her
"its very impressive that you can form such accurate opinions so quickly with little information. some people would consider that jumping to conclusions. but since you are accurate in this case, here's your reward!"
then grab or smack her ass
when/if she protests, exclaim "I'm an ass-grabbing jerk! woo hoo! I'm an ass-grabbing jerk!"
OR
simply own it. this is much easier and requires less planning and execution. when she says you look like a jerk, own it.
"mm hmm. biggest jerk of all time. don't care who knows it."
then shut up and see how she responds
OR
"yeah well you look like a *****, but i've decided not to hold it against you"
OR
"i'll not be party to your insults! good day!"
and leave
the possibilities are endless. use your head for more than a hatrack!
keep it playful and steer it to where you want it to go
instead of looking to validate her premise ("does anyone know what a jerk looks like"), create one of your own and play back at her
"its very impressive that you can form such accurate opinions so quickly with little information. some people would consider that jumping to conclusions. but since you are accurate in this case, here's your reward!"
then grab or smack her ass
when/if she protests, exclaim "I'm an ass-grabbing jerk! woo hoo! I'm an ass-grabbing jerk!"
OR
simply own it. this is much easier and requires less planning and execution. when she says you look like a jerk, own it.
"mm hmm. biggest jerk of all time. don't care who knows it."
then shut up and see how she responds
OR
"yeah well you look like a *****, but i've decided not to hold it against you"
OR
"i'll not be party to your insults! good day!"
and leave
the possibilities are endless. use your head for more than a hatrack!
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
LOLAlle_Gory said:
It's true!In2theGame said:
Open up yourself to the possibilities, there are very smart people out there, there are also very dumb people out there and when you meet them you think to yourself "how is this person still alive? there is no justice in the world". I say treat her like she's a child and you can get far.
PapiChulo
Master Don Juan
She is just busting on you. Fire your ****y/funny teasing cannon back at her. I wish I had girls who would do that to me. She might even run some game on you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PapiChulo
Master Don Juan
I had one girl interested in me and the first thing she said was "you are a d!ck, aren't you", completely unprovoked. They juat wanna see how you react.
Alex DeLarge
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Tell her she looks like a wh0re lol.. Then give her a sly smirk.