Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Girl swallowed my ***. We never had sex. sighs..

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its been 2 weeks since she swallowed a little bit of my ***. Then she swallowed alot of my *** 2 days ago. Now, her stomach hurts and feeling pain in her back..........MAybe showing symptoms of pregnancy?

HAS ANY OF YOUR GIRL BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS???????

We are isolated in the country side so, nobody else is seeing her just me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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plz, im not trolling.. I've searched through google, and found the same answer which is NO.

But, she is "showing symptons".. back hurting, stomach aching..
 
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you sure she swallowed it, and didn't..ahem.. not swallow it? Go to the bathroom right after?


Proby troll post but things like this happen
 
No.Danny

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There's a rare amount of guys whose *** is so powerful they can make a girl pregnant with just a single thought.
You are the chosen one young one
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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btw, she never placed her hand/finger below the belt after washing herself up.
 
El Payaso

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Troll. Poor effort. 0/10.
 
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Same exact shlt happened to me. She swallowed and got pregnant, so now I happily pay child support. One day I hope to see her again, and finally meet my child.

From what you've described, there is a 95% chance of SEVERE PREGNANCY, meaning the baby will either be obese (may rip her vagina and butthole during birth, look it up) or will be twins. Severe pregnancy is caused when large amounts of sperm enter the egg.

If you don't have a job you should get one, because taking care of this baby is going to be your top priority from now on. Does this girl have a car? If she doesn't you should definitely buy her one because you don't want her depending on other people for transportation.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OP: Even though classically you can only get a girl pregnant by having sex in to her V@GINA, which I doubt you have ever done with any girl, I also sincerely doubt you even have testicles which therefore renders you incapable of impregnating anything, not even your own sorry left hand.

I hope this has allayed your fears.

The always happy to help, SoSuave resident MonkeyKing. You're welcome.

Now kindly f*ck off.
 
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