"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Girl swallowed my ***. We never had sex. sighs..

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its been 2 weeks since she swallowed a little bit of my ***. Then she swallowed alot of my *** 2 days ago. Now, her stomach hurts and feeling pain in her back..........MAybe showing symptoms of pregnancy?

HAS ANY OF YOUR GIRL BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS???????

We are isolated in the country side so, nobody else is seeing her just me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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plz, im not trolling.. I've searched through google, and found the same answer which is NO.

But, she is "showing symptons".. back hurting, stomach aching..
 
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you sure she swallowed it, and didn't..ahem.. not swallow it? Go to the bathroom right after?


Proby troll post but things like this happen
 
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There's a rare amount of guys whose *** is so powerful they can make a girl pregnant with just a single thought.
You are the chosen one young one
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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btw, she never placed her hand/finger below the belt after washing herself up.
 
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Troll. Poor effort. 0/10.
 
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Same exact shlt happened to me. She swallowed and got pregnant, so now I happily pay child support. One day I hope to see her again, and finally meet my child.

From what you've described, there is a 95% chance of SEVERE PREGNANCY, meaning the baby will either be obese (may rip her vagina and butthole during birth, look it up) or will be twins. Severe pregnancy is caused when large amounts of sperm enter the egg.

If you don't have a job you should get one, because taking care of this baby is going to be your top priority from now on. Does this girl have a car? If she doesn't you should definitely buy her one because you don't want her depending on other people for transportation.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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OP: Even though classically you can only get a girl pregnant by having sex in to her V@GINA, which I doubt you have ever done with any girl, I also sincerely doubt you even have testicles which therefore renders you incapable of impregnating anything, not even your own sorry left hand.

I hope this has allayed your fears.

The always happy to help, SoSuave resident MonkeyKing. You're welcome.

Now kindly f*ck off.
 
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