"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girl swallowed my ***. We never had sex. sighs..

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its been 2 weeks since she swallowed a little bit of my ***. Then she swallowed alot of my *** 2 days ago. Now, her stomach hurts and feeling pain in her back..........MAybe showing symptoms of pregnancy?

HAS ANY OF YOUR GIRL BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS???????

We are isolated in the country side so, nobody else is seeing her just me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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plz, im not trolling.. I've searched through google, and found the same answer which is NO.

But, she is "showing symptons".. back hurting, stomach aching..
 
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you sure she swallowed it, and didn't..ahem.. not swallow it? Go to the bathroom right after?


Proby troll post but things like this happen
 
No.Danny

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There's a rare amount of guys whose *** is so powerful they can make a girl pregnant with just a single thought.
You are the chosen one young one
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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btw, she never placed her hand/finger below the belt after washing herself up.
 
El Payaso

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Troll. Poor effort. 0/10.
 
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Same exact shlt happened to me. She swallowed and got pregnant, so now I happily pay child support. One day I hope to see her again, and finally meet my child.

From what you've described, there is a 95% chance of SEVERE PREGNANCY, meaning the baby will either be obese (may rip her vagina and butthole during birth, look it up) or will be twins. Severe pregnancy is caused when large amounts of sperm enter the egg.

If you don't have a job you should get one, because taking care of this baby is going to be your top priority from now on. Does this girl have a car? If she doesn't you should definitely buy her one because you don't want her depending on other people for transportation.
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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OP: Even though classically you can only get a girl pregnant by having sex in to her V@GINA, which I doubt you have ever done with any girl, I also sincerely doubt you even have testicles which therefore renders you incapable of impregnating anything, not even your own sorry left hand.

I hope this has allayed your fears.

The always happy to help, SoSuave resident MonkeyKing. You're welcome.

Now kindly f*ck off.
 
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