"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Girl swallowed my ***. We never had sex. sighs..

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its been 2 weeks since she swallowed a little bit of my ***. Then she swallowed alot of my *** 2 days ago. Now, her stomach hurts and feeling pain in her back..........MAybe showing symptoms of pregnancy?

HAS ANY OF YOUR GIRL BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS???????

We are isolated in the country side so, nobody else is seeing her just me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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plz, im not trolling.. I've searched through google, and found the same answer which is NO.

But, she is "showing symptons".. back hurting, stomach aching..
 
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you sure she swallowed it, and didn't..ahem.. not swallow it? Go to the bathroom right after?


Proby troll post but things like this happen
 
No.Danny

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There's a rare amount of guys whose *** is so powerful they can make a girl pregnant with just a single thought.
You are the chosen one young one
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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btw, she never placed her hand/finger below the belt after washing herself up.
 
El Payaso

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Troll. Poor effort. 0/10.
 
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Same exact shlt happened to me. She swallowed and got pregnant, so now I happily pay child support. One day I hope to see her again, and finally meet my child.

From what you've described, there is a 95% chance of SEVERE PREGNANCY, meaning the baby will either be obese (may rip her vagina and butthole during birth, look it up) or will be twins. Severe pregnancy is caused when large amounts of sperm enter the egg.

If you don't have a job you should get one, because taking care of this baby is going to be your top priority from now on. Does this girl have a car? If she doesn't you should definitely buy her one because you don't want her depending on other people for transportation.
 
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Lalalalah!

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OP: Even though classically you can only get a girl pregnant by having sex in to her V@GINA, which I doubt you have ever done with any girl, I also sincerely doubt you even have testicles which therefore renders you incapable of impregnating anything, not even your own sorry left hand.

I hope this has allayed your fears.

The always happy to help, SoSuave resident MonkeyKing. You're welcome.

Now kindly f*ck off.
 
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