Girl swallowed my ***. We never had sex. sighs..

[donjon951]

its been 2 weeks since she swallowed a little bit of my ***. Then she swallowed alot of my *** 2 days ago. Now, her stomach hurts and feeling pain in her back..........MAybe showing symptoms of pregnancy?

HAS ANY OF YOUR GIRL BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS???????

We are isolated in the country side so, nobody else is seeing her just me.

 

[jimmy18]

Remember people: don't feed the trolls

 

[donjon951]

plz, im not trolling.. I've searched through google, and found the same answer which is NO.

But, she is "showing symptons".. back hurting, stomach aching..

 

[jay07]

you sure she swallowed it, and didn't..ahem.. not swallow it? Go to the bathroom right after?


Proby troll post but things like this happen

 

[No.Danny]

There's a rare amount of guys whose *** is so powerful they can make a girl pregnant with just a single thought.
You are the chosen one young one

 

[donjon951]

btw, she never placed her hand/finger below the belt after washing herself up.

 

[El Payaso]

Troll. Poor effort. 0/10.

 

[Starfvcks 64]

Same exact shlt happened to me. She swallowed and got pregnant, so now I happily pay child support. One day I hope to see her again, and finally meet my child.

From what you've described, there is a 95% chance of SEVERE PREGNANCY, meaning the baby will either be obese (may rip her vagina and butthole during birth, look it up) or will be twins. Severe pregnancy is caused when large amounts of sperm enter the egg.

If you don't have a job you should get one, because taking care of this baby is going to be your top priority from now on. Does this girl have a car? If she doesn't you should definitely buy her one because you don't want her depending on other people for transportation.

 

[Thorninmyside]

Tell your mom she'll be fine in a few days.

 

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[TheMonkeyKing]

OP: Even though classically you can only get a girl pregnant by having sex in to her V@GINA, which I doubt you have ever done with any girl, I also sincerely doubt you even have testicles which therefore renders you incapable of impregnating anything, not even your own sorry left hand.

I hope this has allayed your fears.

The always happy to help, SoSuave resident MonkeyKing. You're welcome.

Now kindly f*ck off.