"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girl Lactating

medmackinhoes

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What's up DJ world, hope all things are copasetic. I just read a funny thread about stinky poons which reminded me of a strange car story from highschool that I didn't think much of at the time.

Myself and the girlfriend I had at the time were parked infront of her apartment building messing around in my car; me in the drivers her in the passenger. I was "ringing her bell" while sucking on her nipples at the same time (huge double D's by the way). After taking a breather for a sec I tasted a milky substance in my mouth. When I looked down I noticed that same white milky substance dripping out of her nipple. Now I know women are only supposed to lactate when their pregnant but this chick wasn't prego(trust me). I always wondered then if it were true that only pregnant or nursing women gave milk how come this chick was?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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medmackinhoes said:
Now I know women are only supposed to lactate when their pregnant but this chick wasn't prego(trust me). I always wondered then if it were true that only pregnant or nursing women gave milk how come this chick was?
If women can only lactate when theyre pregnant how do they breast feed their children??

Doesn't make sense...
 

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HandyAndy said:
If women can only lactate when theyre pregnant how do they breast feed their children??

Doesn't make sense...
I thought it was hormones that run through you after you give birth.
 

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LuckyBob said:
I thought it was hormones that run through you after you give birth.
Yeah the body only lactates when it has the pregnancy hormones going through it.

medmackinhoes is not normal unless of course you or some one else is playing with or sucking on her breasts, which of course you were doing, that would cause hormones to start to lactate meaning her body was tricked into thinking it needs to produce milk to feed a baby or.....you
 

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She probably wasn't pregnant but more likely she was either a real slvt (lot of guys were sucking on her nipples every week) or crazy (on meds):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation

Women who have never been pregnant are sometimes able to induce enough lactation to breastfeed. This is called "induced lactation". A woman who has breastfed before and re-starts is said to "relactate". If the nipples are consistently stimulated by a breast pump or actual suckling, the breasts will eventually begin to produce enough milk to begin feeding a baby. Once established, lactation adjusts to demand
Some drugs, primarily atypical antipsychotics such as Risperdal, may cause lactation in both women and men
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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haha I did always wonder what it tastes like...can you remember? Was she embarassed or weirded out by it btw?
 
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