"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girl Lactating

medmackinhoes

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What's up DJ world, hope all things are copasetic. I just read a funny thread about stinky poons which reminded me of a strange car story from highschool that I didn't think much of at the time.

Myself and the girlfriend I had at the time were parked infront of her apartment building messing around in my car; me in the drivers her in the passenger. I was "ringing her bell" while sucking on her nipples at the same time (huge double D's by the way). After taking a breather for a sec I tasted a milky substance in my mouth. When I looked down I noticed that same white milky substance dripping out of her nipple. Now I know women are only supposed to lactate when their pregnant but this chick wasn't prego(trust me). I always wondered then if it were true that only pregnant or nursing women gave milk how come this chick was?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HandyAndy

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medmackinhoes said:
Now I know women are only supposed to lactate when their pregnant but this chick wasn't prego(trust me). I always wondered then if it were true that only pregnant or nursing women gave milk how come this chick was?
If women can only lactate when theyre pregnant how do they breast feed their children??

Doesn't make sense...
 

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HandyAndy said:
If women can only lactate when theyre pregnant how do they breast feed their children??

Doesn't make sense...
I thought it was hormones that run through you after you give birth.
 

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LuckyBob said:
I thought it was hormones that run through you after you give birth.
Yeah the body only lactates when it has the pregnancy hormones going through it.

medmackinhoes is not normal unless of course you or some one else is playing with or sucking on her breasts, which of course you were doing, that would cause hormones to start to lactate meaning her body was tricked into thinking it needs to produce milk to feed a baby or.....you
 

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She probably wasn't pregnant but more likely she was either a real slvt (lot of guys were sucking on her nipples every week) or crazy (on meds):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation

Women who have never been pregnant are sometimes able to induce enough lactation to breastfeed. This is called "induced lactation". A woman who has breastfed before and re-starts is said to "relactate". If the nipples are consistently stimulated by a breast pump or actual suckling, the breasts will eventually begin to produce enough milk to begin feeding a baby. Once established, lactation adjusts to demand
Some drugs, primarily atypical antipsychotics such as Risperdal, may cause lactation in both women and men
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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shaunuk

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haha I did always wonder what it tastes like...can you remember? Was she embarassed or weirded out by it btw?
 
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