You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Funny? Yes.Originally posted by booga
Those are really funny![]()
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
just describe her (make it a little obvious), oh and once she gets the hint it's her, say; ".....but she can't have nose hair"Originally posted by Jizz
****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible
"What is your type?"
Noo, not me. But i do feel the need to make this world a better place and give all those women who never had an orgasam, the pleasure they so desperatly need, and deserve...(in sarcastic tone)Originally posted by Jizz
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
it's a secret. I'd tell you, but you'll fall in love with me then and i'd have to choke you to deth (good place to initiate kino)(say it fast so it slips by her.)Originally posted by Jizz
Oh and also "Who do you fancy?"
Dude I don't think you know what ****y comedy is. The lines I posted come DIRECTLY from Dave D's ****y comedy program.Originally posted by Keeper
Funny? Yes.
****y? No.
****y and Funny is a tool for attraction - I don't really use it myself, but I know enough about it to suggest that those responses wouldn't have any merit with the girl. She'd just chuckle and think you're a funny goofball. (Which isn't a bad thing - but I don't think it's what you're looking for.)
Originally posted by Jizz
****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible
"What is your type?"
and
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
cheers
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Proceed to describe a complete opposite of her i.e if she's blond tell her you like brunettes then add "but you are nice too""What is your type?"
Is that a ******** for "I wonder how good are you in bed?""Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
Psst! I am no real expert but I think this is the right moment to ask for my phone number"Who do you fancy?"
Uhm, no you didn't. I watched that whole DVD and havn't heard anything remotely close to the lines you used.Originally posted by locarius
Dude I don't think you know what ****y comedy is. The lines I posted come DIRECTLY from Dave D's ****y comedy program.