"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
respond: I need someone who is rich and famous because I want her to support me and my lavish lifestyle. Oh and she needs to be able to cook too. Oh you aren't rich? Sorry, you're ruining your chances with me...
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
respond: Yes.
"Who do you fancy?"
respond: I fancy someone who is beautiful, intelligent, witty, and sexy... someone like.... ME. Then proceed to make out with your hand. LOL
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Funny? Yes.Originally posted by booga
Those are really funny
****y? No.
****y and Funny is a tool for attraction - I don't really use it myself, but I know enough about it to suggest that those responses wouldn't have any merit with the girl. She'd just chuckle and think you're a funny goofball. (Which isn't a bad thing - but I don't think it's what you're looking for.)
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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I'm a type A, no wait, type B....I think. Maybe O? (as in blood types)
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
Define 'freak'. Is that a trick question?
"Who do you fancy?"
You mean besides me?
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just describe her (make it a little obvious), oh and once she gets the hint it's her, say; ".....but she can't have nose hair"
Noo, not me. But i do feel the need to make this world a better place and give all those women who never had an orgasam, the pleasure they so desperatly need, and deserve...(in sarcastic tone)
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it's a secret. I'd tell you, but you'll fall in love with me then and i'd have to choke you to deth (good place to initiate kino)(say it fast so it slips by her.)
"What is your type?" A. "Umm, lemme see....YOU ARE!" or "Wow, tough one, I think it's a cross between the bearded lady, Condolizza Rice and Mother Theresa wearing a brazilian bikini!"
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???" A. "Hell Yeah!! Especially if it involves ET, a herd of goats and a pack of condoms!"
or
"Only if it includes a pair of pit bulls, a crane and a Chinese midget!"
-Sapiens
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Uhm, no you didn't. I watched that whole DVD and havn't heard anything remotely close to the lines you used.
Friggin' noob.