"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible

"What is your type?"

and

"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"

cheers
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Oh and also "Who do you fancy?"
 

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"What is your type?"

respond: I need someone who is rich and famous because I want her to support me and my lavish lifestyle. Oh and she needs to be able to cook too. Oh you aren't rich? Sorry, you're ruining your chances with me...

"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"

respond: Yes.

"Who do you fancy?"

respond: I fancy someone who is beautiful, intelligent, witty, and sexy... someone like.... ME. Then proceed to make out with your hand. LOL
 

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Originally posted by booga
Those are really funny :D
Funny? Yes.

****y? No.

****y and Funny is a tool for attraction - I don't really use it myself, but I know enough about it to suggest that those responses wouldn't have any merit with the girl. She'd just chuckle and think you're a funny goofball. (Which isn't a bad thing - but I don't think it's what you're looking for.)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"What is your type?"

I'm a type A, no wait, type B....I think. Maybe O? (as in blood types)

"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"

Define 'freak'. Is that a trick question?

"Who do you fancy?"

You mean besides me?
 
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Originally posted by Jizz
****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible

"What is your type?"
just describe her (make it a little obvious), oh and once she gets the hint it's her, say; ".....but she can't have nose hair"

Originally posted by Jizz

"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
Noo, not me. But i do feel the need to make this world a better place and give all those women who never had an orgasam, the pleasure they so desperatly need, and deserve...(in sarcastic tone)
 
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Originally posted by Jizz
Oh and also "Who do you fancy?"
it's a secret. I'd tell you, but you'll fall in love with me then and i'd have to choke you to deth (good place to initiate kino)(say it fast so it slips by her.)
 

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Originally posted by Keeper
Funny? Yes.

****y? No.

****y and Funny is a tool for attraction - I don't really use it myself, but I know enough about it to suggest that those responses wouldn't have any merit with the girl. She'd just chuckle and think you're a funny goofball. (Which isn't a bad thing - but I don't think it's what you're looking for.)
Dude I don't think you know what ****y comedy is. The lines I posted come DIRECTLY from Dave D's ****y comedy program.
 

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Originally posted by Jizz
****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible

"What is your type?"

and

"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"

cheers


"What is your type?" A. "Umm, lemme see....YOU ARE!" or "Wow, tough one, I think it's a cross between the bearded lady, Condolizza Rice and Mother Theresa wearing a brazilian bikini!"



"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???" A. "Hell Yeah!! Especially if it involves ET, a herd of goats and a pack of condoms!"

or

"Only if it includes a pair of pit bulls, a crane and a Chinese midget!"


-Sapiens
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by locarius
Dude I don't think you know what ****y comedy is. The lines I posted come DIRECTLY from Dave D's ****y comedy program.
Uhm, no you didn't. I watched that whole DVD and havn't heard anything remotely close to the lines you used.

Friggin' noob.
 
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